Really? I 'd like to shoot the DMV ( Read more... )

  So a few weeks ago at work I had a conversation with the bitchtastic-one ( this women who feels it's her job to worry about everyone else's businesss, and yell at staff members in front of parents ) during which I wondered aloud why the boss was doing something silly. B1 immediately goes to the boss and tells Boss I've been bad-mouthing her, and ( Read more... )

  It's not my fault ( Read more... )

Once, a long time ago, when I was young, my father decided I needed to learn how to sit at a formal dinner. I remember very little of this experience -- I remember that I was halfway-decent at it before the training, but that I spend very little time at formal dinners ( Read more... )

  Once, a long time ago, I knew how the make crepes ( Read more... )

See, this is why I don't want kids ( Read more... )

This may come as a shock, but until about 3 hours ago I'd never seen ' E.T ( Read more... )

Owies ( Read more... )

   So, I'm watching ' Royal Pains', this new show on TNT ( that looks rather amusing, actually -- the pilot episode is at least good! ). And it's a medical show and all that, and at some point the doctor is in this house, and runs into this hemophiliac kid ( sad: I know what that word means. It's where your blood doesn't clot -- we had a kid with ( Read more... )

  I blame Julie ( Read more... )