You know from the title this is going to be stuffed full of WTF and confusion, don't you? Yup. It is ( Read more... )

Come home. Get mail. Greet dog. Put on pajamas. INTERNET FOREVER ( Read more... )

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It is no secret to those of you who know me that I loathe this upcoming holiday. Not because of the commemoration itself, as I'm rather fond of my country, even though I sort of see it as the smart kid that gets into fights behind the bleachers in high school and you just wanna grab the little prat and shake him and be all DUDE GET YOUR HEAD ON ( Read more... )

When I was going to Art Skool I got into the habit of carrying a knife around. The little equipment kits they sold us (at about 300% markup, likely) included an x-acto knife for cutting matboard and sharpening pencils. I found those inadequate to the matboard job, and quickly swapped it out for a nice solid box-cutter utility knife, which I kept in ( Read more... )

Yesterday a friendly and smiling and Hello Ma'am-ing cop showed up at my door to inform me that the house next door had been broken into. "They lost a coupla tvs," he told me. "Didja hear anything?"

(I've noticed, lately, that I'm getting a lot of "Ma'am" from people. I am not sure how I feel about this. I'm not yet old enough to really enjoy my ( Read more... )

as experienced by Indi, at Whoa Hi Hot Doctors Hospital1. Denial. "I had a good night's sleep, I'll be fine ( Read more... )

On the internet, as usual, one thing leads to another. Somewhere in the vicinity of two in the morning (locally known as Oh Dark Hundred and/or Stupid O'Clock) I found myself on a website where I had been collected and indexed like some kind of trading card or exotic bug ( Read more... )

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