whaaaaaat

[mitamisha]

So I was doing some research on some stuff because Tezuka was being annoying and Yanagi wouldn't tell me anything. And you know what? I SWEAR some things are actually impossible and I can't even form a mental picture of the way they were described. "One foot clasped in your hand and the second placed upon your shoulder"?? WTFEVER. And there's

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[datapwns]

.....

That's not. Quite what I expected you to find.

[mitamisha]

I went ABOVE AND BEYOND and still feel like I know nothing. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[datapwns]

Above and beyond implies that you also read about the basics.

[mitamisha]

...Well. The weird names distracted me, I might skipped the basics. IF THERE EVEN WERE ANY ON THAT WEBSITE.

[phantom_lefty]

... That is a really weird description. And names.

What is it?

[mitamisha]

...Uh.

Just. You know.

Stuff.

[phantom_lefty]

What kind of stuff?

[mitamisha]

..........Grown-up stuff?

[lasering]

What the hell are you looking at?

... The horrified girl who ran out of the bathroom screaming didn't clue you in?

[mitamisha]

NOTHING. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

No, see, I was just KINDA SORTA distracted.

[lasering]

Why not? You clearly felt that it was important enough to post about.

Yes. So I recall.

[mitamisha]

It's totally not important. Don't go read any of my threads on Akaya's post, they're not important either.

Heh. So. You won.

[bananas_an]

Sheesh. I told you I'd answer your questions. I would have screened it even.

They must shelter you guys down at Rikkai.

[mitamisha]

alskjdhflkajsdfh I don't want you to answer my questions!!!! I have no questions!! I AM TOTALLY QUESTIONLESS.

And we're not sheltered, I'm just not a PERVERT.

[bananas_an]

You want to be rewording that last sentence. >_<

Compared to Fudomine you are. Even the elementary schools teach basic sex ed in this part of town--not that I lived here then. They think it stops teenaged pregnancy or something.

You're batting a 1000. First you compare me to Tezuka and now you call me a pervert. I have. had. a. freaking. crappy. day. I really don't want to get mad at you, Niou-kun.

[mitamisha]

Noooo I don't, I said it correctly. I didn't call you a pervert, I just said I wasn't one!

Yeah well. Fudomine sucks and Rikkai is awesome. SO THERE.

[toasty_tezuka]

:|

[mitamisha]

YEAH, YEAH. I SAW IT.

BUT I KNEW THAT ALREADY.

[toasty_tezuka]

You had to ask Yanagi about ten minutes ago what the missionary position was, Niou.

Fail.

[mitamisha]

I TOLD you, I was just making sure HE knew!!!