Somebody come get this motherfucker before I kill him!

[mitchzjournal]

So after carrying around a bottle of synthetic urine and a heat pad in my underwear all day long, I officially have the smelliest testicles in the world. They have never been this smelly in my entire life. And after having a 100 degree bottle of piss taped to my crotch all day, WHILE taking 5 hour welding test I did not even have to take the drug

Comments

[__ladybird]

why don't you just Detox?
we sell stuff that gangsers always come in and buy for their drug tests.
and it's only about $30.
haha

[nintendo_]

Good luck ha

[jesika_with_a_k]

maybe you just suck at life.

certo = $2.99

duh.

[mitchzjournal]

umm

certo = no job

[jesika_with_a_k]

whatever mmaaahhnn

[xfozzybearx]

i sure hope you get thAT JOB!! cuz remember MITCH BUYS FOREVER!!!!!