i want to come all over your ankles

My yelling got me put out of the art store ( Read more... )

oh, man! it is great!
the coolest thing since flip flops!
CACTUS COOLER!!! yeah...

Kringle's hair leaves stains
where he sits down on my couch.
Same spot everytime.

i read the paper
teeming with words and more words
yet it says nothing

sheilds adorned with beans
the zesty soldiers attack
hail king taco

i never do these buuuut i'm bored ( Read more... )

wipe your ass real good
use a lot of toilet paper
it's bad manners to let people know you shit or
could smell like it
if you weren't
careful.

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I love randomly finding stuff like this on wikipedia! They never stay up long, making them true blessings ( Read more... )