From the Flavor section (stubbornly still called the Food Section online) of the June 22, 2005 Houston Chronicle:
For Americans, a hamburger is our apple pie.

The article is AP, but the lead-in has the goofy flavor of a Chronicle headline. It's too hot here, a lot.

This community was inspired by this post in the grammarpolice community.

Today's Doonesbury has some good mixed-metaphor Bushisms, too.