[translation] Ueda 50+50 Interview Duet Oct'12

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*note: I'm sorry I can't offer an accompanying scan, but the place I got the scans from stated strictly no reposting... >.<

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KAT-TUN Ueda Tatsuya
Born 4th October 1983, Kanagawa Prefecture
Height: 170cm Weight: 52kg
Shoe size: 25.5cm Blood type: B type

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Q: What would you bring to a deserted island?
A: Human. Worst comes to worst a man is OK too (laugh)

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sorry that's all I got................

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Don't ask me what he intends to do with a woman on a deserted island. :P

[effi_g]

I can't get over the (most likely unintended) insinuation of what he'd do with said "human"......... and how easily he said a man is ok if worst comes to worst............. he could have said "preferably a girl" or something..... but this way......... and then laughing at it!!! *brain explodes*

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Haha maybe we should just look at it in an innocent way, he did say before that he gets lonely very easily. So yeah, maybe he just wants pure accompaniment :P

/doesn't sound very convinced herself

[dream_air]

This is so cute and pervy. Tatsuya is like that though....

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Yes he is ^___^ Thanks for reading! :)

[snowaltz]

Omg why is Ueda only 52kg?? Too thin, eat more, Tacchan!

All carbonated drinks
Those are fattening leh, I thought? :P

Yakitori (grilled chicken) and sushi. I had it at this interview.
Honestly Japanese interview prepare such nice meals.

Q: Favourite scent
A: Sweet smells such as vanilla
This must be why in R-One, Nakamaru chose “vanilla ice cream” for Ueda when he was asked to describe Ueda as a desert la!

Someone kind and good at taking care of others
Totally reminds me of Oji-sama xD

Q: When do you wish to get married?
A: Around 33 years old. I've always wanted to get married.
Thought you’re already married? *gets bricked*

Q: If you win 300 million yen (~3.8 million USD), what would you do?
A: Take it all out at once and buy a house. (laugh)
Thought he already has an apartment of his own? He needs a maid if got house la, that whole place will be trash omg haha.

Q: What would you bring to a deserted island?
A: Human. Worst comes to worst a man is OK too (laugh)
Lol on the man part!!

Q: Something that made you angry/irritated

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I have to confess that the last time I was 52kg was in primary school, and so was the last time my feet were 25.5cm orz

Thought he already has an apartment of his own? He needs a maid if got house la, that whole place will be trash omg haha. Is his apartment rental or owned? :3 Anyway idk what kind of house he wanna buy lah need 300 million. Even though Japan house very exp but 100 million should be enough unless he wants some crazy luxurious bungalow :P And yalor cannot even keep his apartment tidy still want house orz

OMG NAKAMARU WHAT DID YOU DO???? Maybe he takes it to mean those outside his group lah haha

There is this Robamaru interview where they talked about kangaroo, but I just can’t remember which. It’s the bulk that came in July 2012. o.O Why so random talk about kangaroo one >__>;;;

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I don’t even know my feet is how many cm, hehe.

Maybe he want those next to sea very expensive kind? I heard Nakamaru wants that kind of very nice house can see nice sunset everyday. Rich people…

Hmm, but he could have said he close to Nakamaru mah… :P

Oh I think the kangaroo part came when they’re asked to describe each other as animal. I can’t remember the other animal now cos I thought kangaroo as an answer was funny :P

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Tbh I totally didn't think of Nakamaru when translating the friends question muahahaha /bad MaruDa fan

Aiya they celebs of cos must live high class house lah. Anyway if they buy less branded accessories and clothes they will be able to afford it lor without lottery haha

My feet are 26cm liddat and I wear size 42 /giant feet

Haha I shall go see if I can dig those mags out lol :P

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Human. Worst comes to worst a man is OK too (laugh)
and then
Seduce a lot of men and disappear. (laugh)

I'm seeing Ueda in a new way now lol
Gotta love his bluntness xD

Re: [translation] Ueda 50+50 Interview Duet Oct'12

[redina]

Those parts amused me, plus: Someone kind and good at taking care of others

I was thinking of Kotatsu. :-) Though, in Popolo 2011.01, this was Koki's reply to the desert island question:
2.) If you have to go to a desert island, who do you wanna go with?
"Kame". The reason is that he's implorable. Like if I told him, "I can't light a fire", he would tell, "Got it. (I'll do it)" But if it was Ueda, there's a tendency that it would be me who does it for him (Laughs).

He'd want Kame to spoil him but then Koki says he'd spoil Ueda. LOL!

Thank you, haiiro-yosei, for sharing the translation!

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Haha although we've always known that he's kinda a pervert, we've never seen him being so direct about it hehe XD

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I think everyone is having big reactions to his answer to the deserted island question XD and Seduce a lot of men and disappear. (laugh) had me laughing really hard lol.

I really hope he'll be able to become the great actor he wants to be!

Thanks for translating :D

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Haha those 2 questions stood out to me the most too while I was reading ^__^

Me too, although I don't exactly want him shaving his head with every other role lol

Thanks for reading!