[translation] Ueda 50+50 Interview Duet Oct'12

[mixedstrategy]

*note: I'm sorry I can't offer an accompanying scan, but the place I got the scans from stated strictly no reposting... >.<

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KAT-TUN Ueda Tatsuya
Born 4th October 1983, Kanagawa Prefecture
Height: 170cm Weight: 52kg
Shoe size: 25.5cm Blood type: B type

Comments

[sugiex]

When I saw his biodata, my first thought was like, how can you like to drink carbonated drinks and not get fat? and I wonder if all his muscles are just air
Feels the need to go lose weight OTL

Calligraphy, abacus, English, piano, cram school, art
If Ueda has taken calligraphy, it's not paying off and I'm glad he stopped.

If you win 300 million yen (~3.8 million USD), what would you do?
50% of it will be taxed, right? lol

A: Human. Worst comes to worst a man is OK too (laugh)
LOL. IDE!

Seduce a lot of men and disappear. (laugh)
The entire KAT-TUN seems to like this answer a lot. Think in CTKT Kame mentioned something similar.

Q: Who are you good friends with in Johnnys?
A: Nobody in particular.
OH MY GOD, NOT NAKAMARU? Image 破碎 D:

A: My mood goes bad when I am hungry (laugh)
Everybody is the same I think.

I can eat a lot. The other time I ate steak and hamburger together at once.Now I'm starting to think that he is bulimic

[mixedstrategy]

Why you use this icon leh so random HAHA. And for someone who claims that she randomly clicks on people's lj instead of using friends page you sure reply fast orz

I ate Shilin XXL 鸡扒 and Gong Cha for lunch sia, damn sinful T__T At first I was thinking whether he meant sports drinks, but I checked a few dictionaries and they all said carbonated drinks lol. Maybe he drinks the diet/light versions haha

You dunno all those funny stuff his parents forced him to learn when he was young meh. All turned out to be pretty useless lah look at his drawing skills also orz

TBH I wasn't even thinking about Nakamaru when I was translating muahaha. Don't 破碎 until no longer write MaruDa hor hahaha

I also watched the Ousama no Brunch video multiple times with Chinese subs. The Music Japan talk part also quite pro-Junno, Kame was being so mean to him :PP But I haven't seen subs yet so I watched it raw >___

[sugiex]

Because I like the blonde!junno icon :( And I'm going to continue using it! T___T #foreveralone

I may not check friends page but I check going-gonin very often mah 8D Okay, I'll start learning how to use my friends page function so I can be a massive creeper more updated.

That 鸡扒 is the damn big that even plastic bag also cannot contain one right? I ate before but I can never finish. I ate like... KFC for lunch cause I'm boycotting macs so I'm not any better DD: Apparently the diet version got no taste one, tsk.

Q: Something that made you angry/irritated recently
A: There is something but I can't say it here.

Skarly he referring to Maru :( * over-dramatic gasp*

Yes, Music Japan part! KAMENO MOMENTS *___________* Like telepathic abilities like that *sobs* no, i'm not shipping anything new They keep having similar answers ~ ♥

[mixedstrategy]

Haha. I did admit that now that I've gotten used to it it doesn't look that bad. The other day I was showing my friend FnS PV, and right before I clicked play and said, "By the way I just finished Legal High, I like Taguchi's hairstyle inside." And I was like, "Oops, you're not going to like this then... >__>"

I think using friend's page is less creepy than clicking on them one-by-one can! :P

Where got so kua zhang :O There was another stall selling 鸡扒 with fries and drink as a set meal, even more sinful >__< But since I was drinking Gong Cha I didn't get from that stall. Got a lot of flavours look very nice *___* I will drink diet coke when it costs more to change to ice lemon tea, lol :P

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LOL why would you suddenly be shipping something new? XP Seriously I would never think of high jump for the first question lor, so I sudden they really quite telepathic hehe.

[lailakattun]

Q: If you could become a woman for a day?
A: Seduce a lot of men and disappear. (laugh)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL LMAO XD

Thanks for translating :D

[mixedstrategy]

My first thought was, I don't think you have to become a woman to seduce a lot of men, you can probably do it as you are! :P

[jtriskell]

[sansanwawaa]

Thank you very much! OMG <33
The deserted island part is the best. Tsk, Tatsuo :D

Btw, may I repost this translation into kattunindonesia.com?
Credit u for sure :) Thanks beftore

[mixedstrategy]

Thank you for reading! :)

Yes, sure! ^__^

[pandanyan]

LOL loved this >w<

His answers seem so cute and innocent >w<

But uh...

"Q: If you could become a woman for a day?
A: Seduce a lot of men and disappear. (laugh)

Q: What would you bring to a deserted island?
A: Human. Worst comes to worst a man is OK too (laugh)
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=w= o....kaaay Uepi >w<

Also I'm now left with this cute image of him nomming on a steak and hamburger without getting fat xD why is he so cute!?!?

hehe anyway I enjoyed this, thanks for the translation~! ^^

[mixedstrategy]

He's a perfect mix of pervyness and innocence 8D

Haha he will be happily munching on all the food and then go run 10km to shake it off :P

Thanks for reading! :))