So today starts off lucky.

As usual.

Drive all the way up to fucking State for my one class and what the fuck happens?
Cancelled.

I wanted to punch the fucking door.

Good news?
Its fucking earth day.

And I don't really give a shit about earth day...but they handed me some free condoms and an energy drink so I am thinking that earth day is actually kind of ( Read more... )

Look.
Peaches. Kids. Homies. Hombres. Fuckers.
When everything is going your way (which never happens with me but lets just pretend it does) there is a hahayourfucked law that rips you a new handy dandy asshole (or vagina hole...you don't really get to choose.)

It starts with a phone call.
I don't care if you don't fucking have a phone.
It all ( Read more... )

I feel your heart pitter pattering already, only unlike earlier when I was wearing my snow coat and pants in the rain, its not due to heat.

Okay. *takes deep breath* I knew that there was a reason the song Do you really want to hurt me? froze my Ipod today.

I have tried multiple hair loss products but none of them seem to torture me quite as much as ( Read more... )

So being a sophomore at SDSU officially sucks ( Read more... )

  If I could just figure out how to make the emotions we get from listening to music...into a story...and make people feel those same emotions through writing...then I am pretty sure my life would be content.

I would have really learned to write.

http://www.badtree.com/Chappelles_Show/wmv/Gay_America.htm

So I went to this site...and then saw this video...I LOVE the gay landscaper...just watch it. I laughedwhat I do in my spare time......I don't know if Black Reparations with Chapelle was better or not...but god. Hilarious. I Have a twisted sense of humor, someone teach me to dance like the ( Read more... )

I credit kagome_taisho for this handy dandy...survery right?

1. What does your LJ name mean?

Miz_Playa = Mizz...+ Player? Because I am a gangsta...

2. What does your LJ head line mean?

I think it has something to do with insanity...and wannabe black people

3. Elaborate on your default photo:

SAKURA! FROM NARUTO! She kicks MAJOR ass :D

4. What's ( Read more... )

So has anyone ever gotten a bloody nose trying to open a champagne bottle? I have...Tried opening it with one of those silver metal openers while my mom held the bottle down and the bitch (the metal thing) popped right into my nose. IT HURT. Anyways...Don't's for today ( Read more... )

So in the last two days I learned what NOT to do...