Hello all. today has been long and there are still quite a few grueling hours left, so, I'm venting ( Read more... )

I just purchased flavored body shimmer. You can use your imagination about what I'm going to do with it.

Hello all. Rather than go out and further my diabetes, tonight, I have decided to stay home. Yes, I have chosen slight boredom over cavities. Hurray for me ( Read more... )

Hello all. I finally went to the doctors office today after what seems like months of being ill. The verdict: a throat infection and bronchitis. YAY!! I never get sick and the one time I do, it has to be the fucking plague. Figures ( Read more... )

Hello all. I hope you've all been doing well, as I am currently battling some plague-like infection. I sound like a chain smoker with emphysema and I'm shivering as though I am in the fucking Arctic Circle. Damn that flu vaccine shortage. If only I was 60 years older or 15 years younger...oh well ( Read more... )

Hello all. Yes, believe it or not, I am still alive. I've been terribly busy with school and work which explains my lack of updates and comments. However, I am back now and with one hell of a story for you all...

But I am sick with the flu and far too tired to type out what happened so I'll do it later. Promise. Toddles.

-Natavia

Hello all. Mmmmm..Reeses peanut butter cups are the shit. Not shit, but the shit. The chocolate peanutbuttery goodness is a cause for an orgasm, it is. I could gladly eat those things for the rest of my life. Everyday, I tell you. Every damn day.

Who cares if they are high in saturated fat? Not me. Calories what? Heart attack who? What'd you say ( Read more... )

Hello all. I am currently procrastinating and rather than do my English paper that is due tomorrow, I have opted to watch In search of the Partridge family. Tonight, they are looking for a modernized Danny Partridge. The nation wide search has culminated into an hour of the ugliest red headed children on Earth making fools out of themselves. Genius ( Read more... )

Bless me... Hello all. Zee Coco is sick which means that zee Coco is unhappy. I owe it all to the sickly bastards at school who feel it necessary to hack up their lungs on the back of my neck at every given second. Thank you. All of you. Cover up your damn STD infested mouths, please.

I looked at my user info today and saw that a BAGILLION new ( Read more... )

Hello all. It has been quite some time since I last posted and I can only imagine how terrible this last week has been for you without my fantabulous updates. It's okay though, zee Coco is here now. Work and school are blah blah blah. No need to bore you all with something you don't care about.

Having officially been a working woman for over three ( Read more... )