I bought cake! So, now all of my children are singing "Still Alive" at each other.

So, after wandering through the outlet grocery store, and finding fun items like the six varieties of Spam (Spam, pepper Spam, smoked Spam, hickory Spam, Spam With Bacon, and halal Spam labelled in Arabic), and the three different brands of imitation "Cap'n Crunch" cereal, all of which were named "Crisp Crunch", and the frozen meatballs where the ( Read more... )

Using saltine crackers to soak up excess silicone-based lube is not only morally wrong, it doesn't work worth a darn.

It's too hot to fuck.

It's made of people!

Why didn't somebody tell me about this sooner? I know all KINDS of people I'd like to see dead and turned into diamonds.

I was driving along yesterday, and ended up behind some kind of '00s econobox. Which wouldn't be worth mentioning, except... it was clearly marked as a "Subaru Legacy." Which is just odd, because... um. A little history here ( Read more... )

Would I rather accept job offer for the place that's using career-enhancing technologies, but is going to be an eternal death march? (No, really, ETERNAL... the end customer has actually used the phrase 'we don't have time to do it right', and has funds queued up for the next year already ( Read more... )

Ankles: sore and twisted, from walking the mile uphill in loose powdery snow over uneven half-frozen packed crap ( Read more... )

I live at the top of a lovely steep hill. I'm okay at snow driving, and the Bug is good for it, so getting DOWN the hill was possible. Getting up... no. I'm going to be stuck in the office, living on "Jimmy Dean Sausage and Egg Croissants", for the next three days. Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

So, yeah. The Zune paint thing.

On the one hand, Microsoft cannot sponsor this sort of thing. Just can't. There'd be mobs of fundamentalist Christians all over the country burning effigies of Bill Gates made out of Windows Vista DVDs ( Read more... )