I have come up with the ultimate equation!
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I dont like cheez wiz and shaved beef!

Tis the new year and we just got back from cinci. We went to some club called the mad frog. When I walked in the room and turned on the light I saw something crawl past my feet. First thought was oh great a mouse then I looked over to see skillet my hampster crawling around on the floor next to his cage. I think the only reason he stuck around is ( Read more... )

I went with david and alex last night to Diamonds and saw some real big boobies. I spent a lot of money to have several differnt girls rub their titties in my face. I got all the action because David isnt allowed to touch other girls but if we went to a male strip club he can have all the dancers he wants.

Well I had the chance to get saturday off but because Davids mom said I was unavailable when my work called I missed the opportunity to work today instead of saturday. Just because I was upstairs I was unavailable. I wake up every time the phone rings so its not like I was asleep. I am very pissed because Im not going to be able to do anything on ( Read more... )

I have to work till 8:00pm today but I plan to leave early.

There is a fucking mouse in my closet what the hell is a mouse doing in my closet. I hope he dosnt try to attack fizzgig and skillet ( Read more... )

Dragostea Din Tei or better known as numa numa is stuck in my head.....stop the pain.
http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html
http://www.newgrounds.com/collections/numanuma.html

LJ Friends Meme by coolerq
• You must tell 23 people about this game.
• david is the one that you love.
• jason is one you like but can't work out.
• You care most about debbie.
• liz is the one who knows you very well.
• matt is your lucky star.
• prison sex is the song that matches with david.
• weak and powerless is the song for jason.
• opiate is the ( Read more... )

I feel like I am going to die.
Ive been sick for 2 days...... I was sick on my day off and today I left work early. Its hard working on a computer all day with a migraine.

School starts jan 9th woooooooooo!
I just got my schedule how exiting. I really am excited.