So, my day just got a whole lot funnier. I submit to you, the greatest fact ever revealed in an autobiography:

Something that makes life worth living!

Instead of figuring out how to curb the spread of global guerilla warfare or brainstorming a conclusion to our never-ending Iraq adventure, the CIA is spending time developing logos. Branding, if you will. And I'd like to share with you their most recent achievement. With your help, this logo below can help button up the victory in our War on ( Read more... )

If I hear someone fucking say "Manny being Manny" one more time, I will fucking lose it ( Read more... )

I know this is old news by a couple days, but I'm just getting my excitement boner going ( Read more... )

As a side note ( Read more... )

OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING BORED ( Read more... )

"I want you to know that I spend so much time in the world that is spinning, all the time, that to be in the No Spin Zone actually gives me vertigo."

Alberto "Abu" Gonzales resigned ( Read more... )

I would be really, really happy if Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse both died at their own hands. They make me sick. Seriously. And then cable news shows could stop pretending to cover actual news and just go for a month-long orgy of coverage about stars who, "Had It All," but then, "Threw It All Away." Guess what- neither of these two stupid ( Read more... )

Unreal, blow your brain out, mind-fuck of the day:

Too fucking insane to be believed and yet it's real.

Read it. It's short and worth it.