um... i literally could not be more disgusted with phi sigma pi. it's a red-letter day cowardice and laziness, people. way to be.

so i just came back to my desk after an unbelievably frustrating trip to the cafeteria, where the sandwich guy forgot midway that he was making my sandwich and served the ten people behind me before remembering and i was standing there for twenty minutes omg. and then i get back, and i'm putting down my sandwich and gatorade when this woman comes ( Read more... )

oh man. that will never not be funny. and it also makes me think that that's going to be dan radcliffe's career from here on out--like, showing up in harold & kumar 2: the boardwalk and talking about all the "flashy" spells he can do with his "broomstick", etc.

whoa!

for some reason, i thought that was just something they made up for the princess bride.

speaking of freaks, suri cruise is finally revealed! i'm not the first to say it, and i won't be the last, so i'll be brief: that baby has got unattached earlobes/look at her so-called parents' earlobes/we all went to seventh grade. vanity fair spent ( Read more... )

wow, it's a shitty day outside. it's so much harder to make yourself get up asscrack early when a) it's dark like it's still night and b) you know you're just going to get soaked walking to starbucks/the metro/work. nevertheless, i actually got out of the apartment earlier than usual today. go figure ( Read more... )

JULI COME HOME! thanks love meg, maeby and george michael ( Read more... )

i took my babysitting earnings from this week and went today to buy new running shoes, actually good ones. they feel like i'm walking on air. now that i'm running a lot i really understand why excellent, properly fitted running shoes are a must. i went to the running company in georgetown and they were awesome, really talked to me about what kind i ( Read more... )

man, tom cruise gets dropped from paramount and pluto's not a planet, all in the same week. christ, what are we in for next ( Read more... )

holy god, i had the most crazy-ass, shit-yourself-scary nightmares last night. and i'm talking ALL night, just over and over, these terrible horror-movie dreams about terrorist attacks and people i know getting horribly killed and unspeakable things happening to babies. i think i woke up screaming a few times, though juli says she didn't hear me, ( Read more... )

oooooooh aaron sorkin, how you have made my life complete. now if only felicity huffman weren't stuck on that piece of trash over on ABC.