Comments | mle7379: This is a really dumb story to make my comeback with.

mle7379

This is a really dumb story to make my comeback with.

Jun 09, 2005 23:08

This is a story about getting hung up on by a telemarketer and Brave New World owning my life ( Read more... )

Comments 7

chickielabamba June 10 2005, 03:33:47 UTC

hahahaha oh bravo. I wish we got telemarketers. They're such fun.

Coincidences rule my life. silencedsparrow June 10 2005, 05:57:21 UTC

First appear very interested, then slowly but surely slip in clues that you're incredibly mentally deranged. Make sure they really think they have you hooked, then mutter curses under your breath. They probably won't say anything, but if they do, reply in a British accent. From there, it's all fun and games: satanic chants, planning serial murders, or asking them to wait so you can take your bipolar medication (note on that last one: if they don't give up right there, come back and noncholantly describe the horrors of whatever disorder you've given yourself)- anything works.

5 points if they're embarassed when they hang up the phone. 10 points if they're audibly scared. And thirty if you can get them to dispense advice on "getting help."

Re: Coincidences rule my life. mle7379 June 11 2005, 04:52:45 UTC

It makes me nervous to do things like that. But talking in a British accent is always a hell of a time.

anonymous June 12 2005, 01:23:05 UTC

whoa.

i seriously was *this* close to doing "i'm a cuckoo" for arts forum before I did since u been gone.

and i was listening to the song last night.

the world gets smaller.

anonymous June 12 2005, 01:23:36 UTC

oh, by the way, this is PW

it might help to say that before posting next time

silencedsparrow June 12 2005, 02:54:34 UTC

I love your new style. Do you do that only in my journal? You know, the

THIS IS PW POSTING THIS IS PW POSTING OUT OUT DAMNED SPOT"

style. Man, that one made me laugh pretty hard. They're all good.

mle7379 June 14 2005, 03:05:46 UTC

You should have. Great song.