Ryan, hopefully my writing will pacify you for a few days. This is not a permanent return, but I felt like writing something so here goes ( Read more... )

My best friend moved away.

Atkins diet company files for bankruptcy ( Read more... )

It's that painful tridium- the three days before paychecks are issued and you're hurting for cash. You have social obligations, a gas tank to fill, and IOUs to pay off from that time you dipped into your brother's wallet last month (like he should have been paid $150 for graduating 8th grade anyway). After spending an hour rummaging through drawers ( Read more... )

At Target, a parent of an old friend of mine came into my lane. We got to talking and in the middle of conversation, she interjected "Oh my gosh! You look so different! You look so...pretty! Are you wearing makeup?"

Compliment or diss?

This is a story about getting hung up on by a telemarketer and Brave New World owning my life ( Read more... )

What You Really Think Of Your Friends

Camille is your soulmate.
You truly love Ryan.
You consider Pat Whalen your true friend.
You know that Caroline is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Drew for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Ellen is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Emily is ( Read more... )

Prom was fantastic ( Read more... )

I was able to attend my first Opening Day game this afternoon, and I have the sunburn on my nose and arms to prove it. The Reds pulled off an amazing last-second victory over the Mets 7-6 in the bottom of the 9th. I was thoroughly excited. I mean, it could have just been the Dr. Pepper and the funnel cake and the peanuts but I was totally into and ( Read more... )

Monitors belt quick E flats ( Read more... )