if you try to fuck me
i will try to fuck you
and then we will both be fucked

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i feel very frustrated with life. as if its not going anywhere fast. that and someone stealing $1500 from my house while im on vacation is all very very frustrating. its like whenever my life is starting to look good. someone has to take me down a notch and shove my face in the mud.

i certantly was not born a pirate ship but i do feel like one

if you were to press silly putty all over my life it would make plenty of sense once you peeled it up and looked at the otherside. aka everything is backwards. i hate routine and i hate working outside. i wish i could update some super positive "LIFE IS GREAT MAN MUFFINS TASTE GOOD" but unfortunately ive been eating peanut butter and jelly day in ( Read more... )

to any one that knows me....
i just cleaned my computer desk!

The 26-year-old grocery store stocker was arrested Friday. Investigators searched his apartment after he aroused their suspicions at a checkpoint, and found a large plastic tub in a bedroom closet. According to a police affidavit, he confessed that he killed Jamie Rose Bolin, telling FBI agents: “Go ahead and arrest me. She is in there. I chopped ( Read more... )

sara hopman is watching

so i get home last night and this IM is just chilling on my screen. wtf. i dunno either.

guyinwkgn: Young, curious guy looking to give blow job to good-looking guy near Waukegan. No strings. Interested??

i belong on a crucifix not this world