I wroted a poem ( Read more... )

Hey there, the people ( Read more... )

Hello there world of WORLD. I am posting. And I am high on crack. Well, no, but you know, imagine ( Read more... )

I've never wanted children. I should point out before we go on that I still don't - this isn't some great expression of broodiness. I am still, as it were, 'childfree ( Read more... )

I've uploaded some songs to Youtube... just go on there and search for Jon Roskilly. It'll do. J xx

So, keeping touch with people is fucking hard. I feel very guilty for not keeping touch with people from school, for example, but I don't how precisely how guilty I SHOULD feel about that. The argument is one that puts undue emphasis on exactly whose responsibility it is to make contact first - this is an odd one, because, save in circumstances ( Read more... )

It makes me want to flip out and destroy everyone when I have to go upstairs to the 'specialist music' section to buy classical music.

SPECIALIST? IT'S BEEN AROUND FOR 700 YEARS, FUCKHEADS.

HELLO THERE. I have for you some nursery rhymes, which I have ruined to some extent. RUINED, I SAY ( Read more... )

Why is everyone so down at the moment? I mean, I am too, but why is everyone else? Has the water changed or something? The news is no worse than it normally is, and is in fact a hell of a lot funnier - such as Berlusconi (sp?) commenting on Obama's suntan ( Read more... )

Hello people of Livejournal, I hope some of you still read this, because otherwise this is pointless. I don't know if it really ever had a point in the first place - I could phone or text someone, and have a conversation, but in reality all I'm doing on here is some bizarre Spiel, in which noone can stop me. It's like when I leave an answering ( Read more... )