welly, welly, welly, well. quite a weekend, oh my brothers. there were horrorshows and then there was...peaches. the lamest show ive been to in quite some time. it was asked of me, "do you think its worse than a zom zoms show?" to which i replied, "at least i didnt actually want to hurt people at a zom zoms show". peaches was more than a mild ( Read more... )

work is funny sometimes. today, people are making margaritas and later, there will be beer and an ice cream social. about a month ago, i went home with 3 to 6 beers every couple of days for several weeks. i guess thats a benefit. of course fists full of cash would be more beneficial. maybe someday.

farewell. im off to become a diamond.
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it has been 69 days since i last posted an entry. which now leads me to evaluate those days. unfortunately, i cant talk about them because i was on a secret assignment. dig? but some of them were quite exciting ( Read more... )

maybe this year started off too good. maybe i needed a little something to drag me down. maybe i got it in the form of a tow truck driver claiming my girlfriends car from my parking lot. maybe the universe just wanted me to know the answer to the age old question, how do tow truck drivers make friends. the answer doesnt come for free but well ( Read more... )

or, new maps of hell.

You better be careful. Plenty of
vultures out here. They'll pick
your bones clean before morning.
- Dr. Gonzo

i think that dante left out a level when he designed hell. it seems to me that he left out tow truck drivers. seriously, how ( Read more... )

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so its a new year for me. yesterday marked the 27th anniversary of me entering the third dimension. maybe its been longer than that but i cant remember anything before my birth. it was a great day. i didnt have to go to work, so i slept in. woke up to a beautiful blue day. i received a phone message from my mom talking about a card and a ( Read more... )

one aspect of my job is that i get to view confidential information. its usually nothing of interest. today, however, i got to view people's salaries. again, its not interesting but it sure is depressing. ultimately, this story leads to one thing. drugs are lucrative. on one side, you have the illegal market which is generally profitable for ( Read more... )

ive done it now. this is the beginning of something that im sure my four friends might not have guessed. i usually prefer to talk to people in person. otherwise, i cant trust that they are actually real. even the telephone offers a sense of fallacy. am i really to trust that the voice i hear and accept as familiar is in fact who i believe it ( Read more... )