Benefits of Having a Lofted Bed:
+ increased storage space
+ decreased chance of the dorm's cockroache population nestling into my ears and laying eggs

Thanks, lofted beds, for making college livable.

I wasn't going to post this one because it kind of makes the Z-man and me look like criminal-minded hoodlums, but it's simply too epic not to be included in here.

There it is, in all its majestic unicorn vandalized glory. 

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This is almost a haiku.  It's the best I can do at 4:47 am:

Even a tough clown
is only as tough as his
unimotorcycle.

...That being said, I am going back to bed.

3D ZACH LATTA!!!!

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Hey there, LiveJournal.

This Emily can't sleep and you know what that means: IT'S TIME FOR AN UPDATE ABOUT MY GUM SCULPTURE!

I've been working on it for months now, adding chewed gum each day, and I have to say that its weight is much heftier than one might expect of chewed gum.

Here she is (you can see the piece of pink bubble tape that I chewed ( Read more... )

Welcome to my new imaginary band side project:


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My parents are asleep with the TV on and, as I put a pile of folded laundry on their couch thing, I almost woke them up with laughter when a Bratz commercial came on, advertising the adventures of Chloe, Yasmin, Sasha, and Jade.

I don't know.  Trendy names just do it for me.

I was thinking about the Heaven's Gate cult earlier and decided to look at their website.  Some of my favorite Major and Lesser Offenses of the cult include:
- trusting my own judgment - or using my own mind
- having private thoughts
- having likes or dislikes

On a side note, I taught my dad how to cut and paste on the computer tonight.  I was ( Read more... )

Having a camera is cool because I can flaunt pictures of the fruit of my loins: shrinky dinked Barry earrings.


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Future Hopkins ID photo:


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