anon: *makes fisticuffs at the general brassiere population*?
me: Yeah...yeah...
me: Bras are made of nope.
me: If these spheres of awesome attached to my chest didn't require them, I would outlaw them.
anon: Wow.
anon: When you said "spheres of awesome" my mental image of breasts erupted into rainbows.
me: XD
me: gawdammit, ilu.  <3 ( Read more... )

the bad news:  i fail miserably at weight-watchers.com

the good news: lost 15 pounds anyway~  :D  

it was fat!  :D

srsly, apparently, between stress, horrible school-based diet, and general inactivity this summer, i've gained 40 pounds in the past two years.  my hormones were like 'FUCK THIS NOISE' and bailed for a while.  i don't blame them.

so tomorrow begins my trial by fire: learning to use weight-watchers.com.  yay?  :D

so, i'm up again, finding myself somewhere between sleep and self-loathing, and i've come to the conclusion that i hate the internet.

but that can't be all it.

so now i'm just sad/miffed for no apparent reason.

which is even worse.

apparently, my mom got digital cable because it's cheaper than normal cable.

our internet connection still sucks.

i have my ( Read more... )

Really rough, still half conscious even writing this, but I'm out of practice, and writing about a life-changing experience was something we did in poetry for an exercise.  Just expanded into something prose-y.

The time when I lost my virginity was less...notable isn't the word.  Probably typical suits the situation best, something entirely ( Read more... )

I don't know how I should feel about the past three days.  CHRONICLE TIIIIMU GO!*

MONDAY:

I finally finally FINALLY get registered, part-time, after jumping through hoops, doing dances and getting the bureaucratic run-around, when I waddle down to Thackeray and say "I WILL LOSE MY HOUSE IF I DON'T REGISTER.  SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE TODAY."  I get ( Read more... )

I've got too much venom in me than any reasonable human being should stand.  I'm liable to kill something (or at the very least, punt a small, undeserving mammal) as a direct result.  THUS ( Read more... )

"I beheld, in a vision by night, a beast, terrible and wonderful, and exceeding strong."

I've always been intrigued with the antiquated descriptions of monsters and monstrous beings (i.e vampires etc).  There's always this ambivalence, simultaneously being both horrific and beautiful, "terrible and wonderful."  What comes to mind ( Read more... )

today is a good day.  <3

curse you piroteki~  *fishtake*

it's meme time!
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The ( Read more... )

Well, I lied.  D:  Instead of making a post every few months, I'm going to try and be better than that.  It should prove to be interesting.  Hopefully, it'll also prove to be therapeutic ( Read more... )