I burped and it tasted of bacon.

A rope lying over the top of a fence is the same length on each side. It ( Read more... )

14:04:38 up 1067 days. I logged into a server that has been up for over 1000 days. I've never done that before.

Thats only like 100 days away from the top 50 on netcraft: http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/today/top.avg.html

Alex, I know you are out there. And I know you have a close proximity to the server that wasn't sending its backups. Coincidence? I think not.

It would be cool to be a urinal engineer, such that you could field questions like this:
"This urinal is badly designed!"
"Yeah, that, or your penis is badly designed!"

It appears that no one comments on live journal. Suggesting that people who comment are generally bad or undesirable people.

Total : 0 Known, 15 Unknown (unresolved ip) - 15 Unique visitors Pages Hits Bandwidth Last visit ( Read more... )

I was pointing out that if you dip an amethyst stone into a potion of booze it turns into fruit juice. KJ pointed out that she in no way believed me. To which I said "No really, amethyst means to keep from becoming drunk." KJ stared at me with questioning eyes. I suggested that I find identifying items in this manner wasteful. "Oh, your talking ( Read more... )

I've been itchy recently, and I think it is because of an allergy to something around here. As part of my combat of this I have been taking Benadryl. I was getting one such pill when KJ said "Are you taking your crotch pills?" I tried putting it in my crotch, but it didn't seem to work, so I suggested that we put it in her crotch ( Read more... )

When you are about on the weekend would you say that you spend more or less time on the internet? Perhaps more or less of your free time?