1. Saying"I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.  I don't say "I love you" unless I mean it, and I'm going to assume you don't either.  Sex releases a lot of emotions, but they count, and pretending emotions to get sex is gross.

2. Real men drive stick shift.  I wish I could drive shift, and it's kind of cool if ( Read more... )

"Look, everyone collects things. I mean, I collect things the collect dust and breaks in them. I mean what can you do, try not to break your things I guess, but barring that, collect things. Collect more things."

Will is great.

Kisses are winning

Bitches moment of the day:

Some bus girl, yelling about it: Wait, isn't antifreeze for your air conditioner?
*pause*
Quiet and chagrined: ...oh

Coffee is winning.

Coffee already won, but too late for me to get good coffee. So inertia is really winning, but that's not something we chant. It's parta ceribus parrrribus.

COMBAT CARDS 2.1
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ATTN DEAR FRIEND,

I am Barrister Robert William a solicitor at law,personal Lawyer to Mr Bashshar McCoy who has the same last name with your last name, a nationality of your country.

I just replied to an email from my professor about missing lab while I'm skipping class. Whoops guess that is does not look so good ( Read more... )

Only working on essays when there's less than 6 hours before they're due.

God, this is such a bullshit middle school assignment though.

I am having fun in my own way is the weird thing. Also, this would have been equally easy to spend a couple hours on 3 weeks ago. Mmmm humanities.

/bitching

Hey, man, easy to please = frequently happy.

Robot monkey say what?

Balls balls balls balls.

Damnit I like this shirt.

Heh. You're loud. He HE. It's a potful of something, anyway.

Sheesh.

( Look, I don't want to say that you get this way when you don't eat....But you get this way when you don't eat. )