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Jun 22, 2005 01:01

Shit goddamn mother fucking hell goddamnit flaming MONKEY SHIT ( Read more... )

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mmmmurgle June 22 2005, 11:58:53 UTC
Also, what the fuck does "tying a cherry with your tongue" mean? Do I want to know?

Google says: "using your tongue to tie a knot in a cherry stem"

Those are some crucial nouns they decided to randomly leave out.

Oh look, someone even gave instructions...
Step 1: Chew on said stem a bit to soften it up, but do not break it.

Step 2: Using your tongue, fold the stem in half in your mouth. (In fact, use your tongue for all of the following steps unless instructed otherwise)

Step 3: Cross the ends of the stem, one over the other

Step 4: The tricky bit. Clamp the end on the bottom between your front teeth.

Step 5: Poke the other end through the rabbit hole (keep visualizing how you tie a knot with your hands).

Step 6: Keeping the one end still clamped between your teeth, press the other end to the roof of your mouth. Slide the end wedged against the roof of your mouth toward your throat in order to ‘tighten’ the knot.

Ta-da! Now go and collect your prize. Next step, time trials!

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