Hold. It's probably the single most insulting and frustrating aspect of telecommunication. There's no way to avoid this, which is the most frustrating thing of all. You call a doctor's office and they say "Hold please" or "Could you hold for a moment". For one thing, it's *never* a moment...rather, it never seems like a 'moment'. While on hold ( Read more... )

I'm not the dark center of ( Read more... )

On behalf of Sir Matthew M. Koerner, I'm cordially inviting you all to a "going away" party at Koerner's house on Sunday the thirty-first of July. The party will be from 8:00pm until whatever time you would like to leave. If anyone would like more information please give me a call at 989-980-3490 or email me at mmmoakes@yahoo.com. I hope to see ( Read more... )

Not quite sure why I decided to put that in the subject...but I'm not about to second guess myself and change it now ( Read more... )

Is this what I've reduced myself to? Putting blog quizzes on my LJ with intermittent updates on what I've done today. Is this really how it's going to be from now on? Meaninglessness from fingertips to eyes. Things that I place on here because they have the least potential to offend someone (though I'm sure someone is offended by what I wrote ( Read more... )

MATTHEW

M

is for

Misunderstood

A

is for

Artistic

T

is for

Twisted

T

is for

Tasty

H

is for

Humorous

E

is for

Enchanting

W

is for

Witty


What Does Your Name Mean?

You Are 28 Years Old

28

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

Slow and Steady
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Today I went to my g-parents' house and we went out to a Chinese restaraunt. It was medeocre at best. My grandma is one of those ladies who reads endless amounts of magazines and newspapers just to clip out articles that pertain (even remotely) to anyone she knows (mostly family and close friends) and then gives them to said people (or mails them ( Read more... )

Part Expert Kisser


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