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Why cant a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
GUESS WHOS HIRED!!!!
Just in case you can't, that'd be me.
GUESS WHOS GETTING A CAR!
See above
GUESS WHOS GOT SYPHILUS!!
Okay, that one is NOT me. BTW, good job Katie. ;)
Hootie Hoo!!! -
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Jolie, Rhys-Meyers, Winslet, Tyler, Johanson, Townsend,
*purrrrrrrrr* -
Laika
Turn off the Lights,
And turn off the Shyness.
Now all of our moves
Will make up for the Silence. -
Some People...
I Don't Like This Ending. -
Another Funny Story I can't Tell
Some 90's remembered
And if you want you call me baby,
Just go ahead now
And if you want to tell me maybe,
Go ahead now
And if you want to buy me flowers,
Just go ahead now
And if you want to talk for hours,
Go ahead now
In Other News:
Don't hate life, Hate people. -
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McLovin, WHY?!?!?! -
I Wish : But not that Badly : I Would : Just not for You (ouch)
She's so pretty
Brought up in the city...
But she gets naked for a living,
She's got a sour filling.
Who wants dented cans,
Old newspapers,
Broken Bottles,
Or Broken People.
Honestly, no matter what I tell myself,
I don't blame you at all. -
Michaela's Adventures in the Ghetto
Okay, so I'm staying in this fucking house alone. I get out of the shower, go to my room and lay around in teh n00d because, once again, I'm alone. I hear the dogs whimpering and the noise downstairs... OH SHIT. I creep down the steps to the kitchen and grab the biggest knife in the block, I then hide the block so no other person or persons would ( Read more... ) -
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Tonks, Jibs, Capmn, lil jon, and Toonse
Anybody want a kitten? I have lots!