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Всяко быват
Номинант на премию дарвина(виртуальная премия, ежегодно присуждаемая лицам, которые наиболее глупым способом умерли или потеряли способность иметь детей и в результате лишили себя возможности внести вклад в генофонд человечества, тем самым улучшив его). Во Франции молодой парень решил совершить самоубийство. Он встал на вершину высокого утеса и ( Read more... ) -
Реальная история из США, попавшая на страницы газет:
Свадьба организована на 300 гостей. Официальная церемония уже окончена, пришло время праздновать. Жених поднялся на подиум, чтобы с торжественной речью обратиться к собравшимся гостям. Он благодарит всех, кто приехал и поддержал во время свадьбы, особенно тех, кто приехал издалека ( Read more... ) -
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
Been a long time since my last update. I've been much more dilligent about updating my blog on MySpace ( Read more... ) -
Politicians are a lot like diapers. They should be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.
Buster has an ouchie paw today. He was running in his big back yard, and suddenly yipped. He turned and made a beeline for Tammy, and you could tell that running through his mind was "Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, ouchie!!!" It was so pathetic it was adorable. Our next door neighbor is a Vet Tech, so we had her take a look at him, and also ( Read more... ) -
"I require payment." Look." BAM! "An undead monkey!" "The payment is fair..."
If I win the lottery, I'll buy all the police dogs in the area bulletproof vests ( Read more... ) -
Well,with this kind of manic episode,I would think Librium might be a more effective management tool
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