I don't know if it's ever going to change but the sponsored links on the bottom of my journal are all about pets and pet care. A part of me is so excited about the fact that bestiality is becoming much more accepted in the U.S. but another part is sad because I know the next time I'm in Seattle visiting my favorite brothel I bet my best animal ( Read more... )

You know, its not easy being me. I'm sexy, smart, uber talented in all ways even those that require clothes. I started thinking that I was superman. That I could do it all on my own without any help from anyone. My boo has been gone and it's all my fault. We went splitsville because I thought I wanted strange young starlet penis. Months of ( Read more... )

I know you are all scratching your heads going what??? but no this is actually M Night updating! Exciting isn't it?! I know I'm excited. Although that could be from the butt plug that Sammy put in me this morning before breakfast. He said that since it's the fourth of July he's going to be giving me my own fireworks show. Also something about naked ( Read more... )

Oh my how time flies when you're being anally probed in an alien space craft. Which of course means I've been busy being sodomised by my Sammy snuggle bunny since the completion of my new movie. Yay it's finally done!! I'm so excited I can't wait until I get to go out on the promotional circuit. It gets me out there you know, one on one with the ( Read more... )

So, it seems our favourite little fag hag has run off and gotten married. Without Sammy or I in attendance :( I bet she's keeping our baby too even though she promised Sammy could have it. Sigh. Starlets these days. I'd like to go back to the golden era of Hollywood where you could get a blowjob from any good looking actor on the street and not ( Read more... )

i've been scouring set locations for my new movie the woods. sammy has been with me the whole time! we fuck in the forrest and if afterward i don't feel as though the earth shifted on its axis then we move on to the next one. don't say anything but i said no at least four times when i really should have said yes! :x i am so naughty i hope he doesn' ( Read more... )

I became a director so that I wouldn't get arrested for being a peeping tom. I am smart but really perverted. Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do.

Tonight I'm gonna do you. ;)