Scantrons and Blue Books: $1.50

Six pack of Red Bull so you can stay up all night studying: $6

Paying an upper-classmen to buy you a six pack once finals are over: $10

Getting totally wasted as soon as finals are over and forgetting everything you just studied for: PRICELESS

For finals you must study.
For everything else, there's beer.

i have constructed a list of things i think it would be cool to be, just for like a day or three

(amanda this is partially for you, and partially because i don't feel like studying anymore)

( my list )

is it possible that anyone else would become slightly irritated when a polly pocket commercial says

"sit back and 'chillax' with the new polly pocket!!!!"

what the FUCK?

check this out...

http://www.dr-joe.net/quiz.html

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i did it too ( Read more... )

oh oh oh!!!!!! i forgot the best part of my journey home ( Read more... )

Well, I went home last Wednesday morning, actually the buttcrack of Wednesday morning, and I made the tragic mistake of going home doggy-style. That's right, I took the Greyhound. And just so we're all clear on this, it was a major mistake. DO NOT EVER TAKE THE GREYHOUND. I wouldn't even suggest taking it if your life depended on it. It's ( Read more... )

this sets my heart
to fluttering in my breast,
for when i look on you a moment,
then can i speak no more,
but my tongue falls silent,
and at once a delicate flame
courses beneath my skin,

and with my eyes i see nothing,
and my ears hum,
and a cold sweat bathes me,
and trembling seizes me all over,
and i am paler than grass,

and i feel near to

it hurts to say goodbye ( Read more... )