#2 Assassin

[moarmoemoe]

So, after a wild and wacky fight with Undead Nazi's from Hell (they had some pretty modern looking weapons for Nazis) and suddenly learning that maybe 3-D is much better than 2-D (I'm looking at you, my precious hentai collection), I understood that I needed to relieve some other types of tensions.

I picked up my forlorn copy of Upskirt Attack 5:

Comments

[beautifl_mnd]

I thought Jiraiya was bad...

[moarmoemoe]

Baby, you haven't met bad until you've met me. I could pull an Aladdin and "Show you a whole new world".

[beautifl_mnd]

I'm assuming you are meaning a Naruto bad, since you don't exactly seem evil.

... Aladdin?

[moarmoemoe]

I'm all kinds of bad but I'm a great man.

[buriedinsands]

Use newspapers.

[moarmoemoe]

I'm not a fucking masochist! My precious son is delicate. I only use lotionized tissues.

[buriedinsands]

And we thought humans like you enjoy the roughness of used newspapers. Wasteful.

[moarmoemoe]

Can you say Multiple Personality Disorder?

[warped_inside]

You know, I realize that sex is supposed to be on men's minds some ridiculous percentage of the time, but I've never been in a place where they're this vocal about it.

Also, why would sparklies gross anyone out?

[moarmoemoe]

If I'm not open, who's gonna know what I need? I've got a lot of needs.

Only the guys. Guys don't want to hear about other guys jerking it.

[warped_inside]

Personal ad?

Really? A lot of the guys I know do.

[moarmoemoe]

That's great for them. They can do that over there. Over here, ladies like you get overwhelmed by my sexual aura.

[twin_gunsy]

SiLlY pOlIcE~!

[moarmoemoe]

[twin_gunsy]

~?

[moarmoemoe]

Moe~

[shit_stings]

Good luck with that resume, kid. When the folks don't say dead, not too many others gonna come calling.

[moarmoemoe]

Learn to kill, then.

[shit_stings]

Lemme know how you get it done, Ace. You got tricks already?

[moarmoemoe]

Tricks? Goddamn, is this the 1960's? No, no one's asked me to kill someone.