swine flu does not scare me. what makes it special over the e. coli "-demic" years back? or bird flu, mad cow, or goddamn AIDS? some animals will die, some people will die, the scare will go away. it happens all the time.

drink your oj, wash your hands, and stfu.

out of sheer, unadulterated retardedness, i sliced open my finger. no explanation. one hand passed by the other, and one had a knife. this is by far the worst cut i've ever had. fortunately, it's not a stab wound, so it should heal better than last time.

durr.

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omg it loaded!

anyway...

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i need a job. one that i can be proud of, that i want to do for the rest of my life. i have enough money to float on my own until something worthwhile comes along, but i have a wedding coming up, and i need to move out someday. i've already lost a chance at a great place, and now the house for sale across the street is crawling with people looking ( Read more... )

haha you may have seen that my facebook status told you to look at a note which was a link to the new facebook terms of service, apparently there were a lot of us who did that, and so they changed it back to the old terms of service.

gotta love an angry mob

check out this guy's tilt-shift videos
http://vimeo.com/keithloutit

i don't know what to do. i need a new car rather soon, and i have it down almost exclusively to either the brand new '09 Volkswagen Jetta TDI (diesel) or a new-ish Subaru Impreza WRX ( Read more... )

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i hate new cartoons. the saturdays? that stupid teens-working-in-a-mall shit? ben10?

all garbage.

i love flapjack,though.