I am well. How are you?

I had my gallbladder out.

Also I think I might be graduated, depending on how bad my grades were impacted because I was sick a lot because I had my gallbladder out.

Signed the lease today. Either my credit is better than I thought or the lady from the rental office likes me.

Photos lifted from the Craigslist ad:

The carports out in back, which face a relatively quiet street.

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Her butt looks shiny brand new, better than when I bought it, in fact. Insurance agent is still seeking 100% other guy's fault because screw a blind cop ( Read more... )

After leaving the funeral on Saturday, I was rear-ended in a car accident. The cop gave me a citation for making an "unsafe stop" but did not cite the kid who gave me whiplash because his mommy and daddy showed up at the scene to defend him. Fuck some shit, I am contesting the fuck out of this. I did not slam on brakes, and I feel that the ( Read more... )

Tomorrow I go to a funeral for someone who lived to be less than a year old.

Waited too late to make spaghetti, but needed food for the week. Cat MMA championships happening on the other chair. Stalking celebrities on Twitter because I am creepy like that. Ate too many gluten free cookies with sugar in them. Should not have had half a diet rootbeer because though it is sweetened with stevia, I think it has something ( Read more... )

I am a self-admitted girl; I like pretty smelling things. I want some way to scent my home without resorting to the terrible chemical-smelling crap in the grocery store aisle (Glade, Airwick, you know who you are ( Read more... )

Okay I have join'd this global wankfest, as "moobus." Which of the rest of you hot wet cybergenitals are doing the Twitter thing? If you are uncomfortable sharing in pubic public let me know via lj msg.

LET US BEGIN THE EXAMINATION OF OUR UNLIVED LIVES TOGETHAR!