Plans have changed.. I decided today that my goal and purpose is not to escape the farm anymore. I realized that the pond wasn't against me after defeating it, in an 18 day staring contest. After clinching the win, I realized that butchering the old man was finally in my grasp ( Read more... )

I like to be here? No. This can't be. There must have been a wonderful mistake I thought. I very, very, wonderful mistake. The world then slapped me in the face, and said "You have been a very patient one, my duckling friend".. Suddenly I begun to ascend to the heavens at an astounding pace. The dark things in life have been good to me, I ( Read more... )

I decided to transform back to my former "duck" state today, so I could enjoy the pleasures of gossiping about human beings, without the responsibilty of explaining myself.

"Quack". I thought.. then went for a cruise down the river.


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I went hiking through the mazes of my local metropolis today. The gray skies tormented the colors of the earth below with rays of boredom. The park was my mind's destination, but the body followed the people around me. I decided to rebel and allow my body to conform to my mind's desires, and escaped to the park ( Read more... )

I finally escaped from the farm last night. As I opened the gate, I felt true liberation as the "Green Acres theme" quickly faded in the distance (undoubtfully indicating the old man's slumber. He always falls asleep right before GReen Acres comes on the tube, and beats the goats in the morning, for shame). Even the horses had no idea I had left ( Read more... )

I aint afraid'a no coot

I was wandering around campus today, and I realized that I wasnt jumping around. I jumped, and jumped for awhile. THen I dedided to make more decisions in life. My decisions led to more frustration. The jumping wasnt helping so I decided to fly to class. I was late.. mainly due to the flying. Flying was quite an expirience.. because I hadnt.. ( Read more... )

I once died for a little while.. then the wind took my grandfathers life away.