help me... I'm a duck

I woke from the spell of madness this morning. Completely surrounded by hay, I realized I was back in the barn. I looked at the clock the old man used to use, that hung from the ceiling. Apparently, its been over two weeks since I had consumed those forbidden mushrooms. I couldnt recall what had actually happend.. but was soon to discover my ( Read more... )

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I arrived back at the head of the trail to measureless mountain and noticed some delightfully colorful mushrooms that had grown. I recalled a duckfriend of mine back in duck high school (get it.. "duck" high school.. for ducks instead of regular high school, for humans.. just thought I would clear that up) .. anyway, my friends said they were fine ( Read more... )

I have been led to many doors and walls. The doors are the more desirable of the two. Then there are the windows. They provide a means of viewing the world without participating in it. I’ve been led to many windows as well. The most important thing to remember is that we all have the ability to reach what is visible through our windows, by ( Read more... )

After hitting the ground, I quickly died. Dying was incidently tragic.. yet powerfully inspiring, as one might not realize before expiriencing it for themselves. Somebody realized I could still exist, so I took advantage of this.. and lived. Life seemed preferable over death.. even though my only expirience with life, was through the eyes and ( Read more... )

I reached a cliff on my journey up Measureless Mountain, and stopped to take a breath and gaze out into the distance upon me. I could see the farm and all the animals, closer together than usual. It seemed as if they were conversing about me, and my wherabouts. I felt content in their confusion, but realized that I might be confusing myself in ( Read more... )

Ahhh, the glory of being a duck. Another sunny afternoon it was.. My senses led me away from the farm, and to the gate of Measureless Mountain. I decided that my ventures on the farm were limited and ultimatly uninteresting. As I made my way up the trail to the summit of the moutain, I noticed a frog beside me. I walked over it and pecked its ( Read more... )

I looked up at the sun and took a deep breath. It seemed as if a new life was breathing into me. The sun seemed quite consistent in its purpose. The sun's radiance introverted my senses, and paralyzed my body. Nobody was to be seen in the midst of this. I stared for hours, as I reflected upon the days when I considered myself a visionary. I ( Read more... )

I shot Ted today. The old man had it coming actually. It was pretty simple actaully. All of my life, I regretted the day when I would bring myself to killing Ted, because of the difficulty I thought would be involved. This is what happend in chronological order ( Read more... )