Private Cooking Lesson

[mocharemel]

Title: Private Cooking Lesson
Length: Oneshot; 2211 words
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Kink: Bondage, toys, food, inappropriate use of cooking utensils. ((:

Requested by kattan69 !
Prompt: Private cooking class.

A/N: Okay, Kat, hope you like! ((: This is really, really shitty, OMG. I personally didnt feel any hotness whatsoever while writing it... Maybe it's cause I'

Comments

[mocharemel]

Spot for kattan69! ((:

Hope you like. <3

[kattan69]

Thank you darling!

You really led up to your reputation...*bowing down to you*

It was wonderful to see that the fried rice ingredients didn't go to waste....and somemore it is my favourite...^-^

And yes, we will never look at chopsticks and 'fried rice' the same way again.

But overall Jae sure has a smashing time with his idol Yunho.

Now remind me that if ever I go to Taiwan, I must not to say to the Taiwanese people that 'I like zhao fan'.....*-*

[mocharemel]

REALLY. I was like, running through the whole thing and just writing and putting my thoughts into words. Ehehe. (:

FRIED RICE PARADISE! EVERYTHING IS VERY NICE! You know that old Dick Lee song, the Fried Rice Paradise. Ohman, Singapore is a fried rice paradise and here I am writing about frying rice! (: No pun intended. ((:

Fried rice is one of my favourite foods too... Being Singaporean, we love our food. I do, anyway. (:

Is the word 'smashing' supposed to have double meanings? (:

Ohyeah you better not. :/

[chloe1910]

Sweet Jesus!! THAT WAS SOME FREAKING GOD DAMN HOT COOKING LESSON!!!!!

I am never going to look at fried rice, carrots and beating eggs the same way again....You've totally freid my brain.....

*dies*

[mocharemel]

And you're Singaporean, are you? Oh no, I just checked your profile, you're Malaysian. That doesnt matter, we're neighbours! *waves from Singapore* Yep, fried rice, carrots and beating eggs will never be the same. ((:

I will never beat eggs with chopsticks ever, ever again. ((:

Thankyou dear. <3

[chloe1910]

well, does it makes a difference if I tell you I was a Singapore PR? I studied in NUS and was working in S'pore before moving back to Malaysia....hehe..

I see myself as half singaporean, half malaysian actually..

[mocharemel]

YES IT DOES. (:

I thought you were Singaporean!

[ernieduckie]

oh man. im having fried rice for dinner tonight and i read this beforehand. >.< how can i down my dinner now! hahaha.

[mocharemel]

You just do! ((: I'm sorry. :/ Fried rice is just, ohman, love. <3

[ernieduckie]

i must say, dinner was really different for me today. hahaha. eating fried rice and thinking of your wonderful smut. xD

[mocharemel]

(: Glad I played a part in your dinner! ((:

[lilxinyue]

*dies* omo. i srsly shouldn't be reading this so early, but i couldn't help it X.X......
*dies again* frying rice....damn...T.T.........xD.........i won't be able to look at carrots
;_; or rice or eggs.....two of my fav. food rice and carrots x.x......thanks for
killing my brain.

[mocharemel]

Fried rice FTW. <3

Rice and carrots! Very Asian, very. (:

Aww, no thanks for killing your brain. (:

<3

[zerotrigeal]

you rock! LOL
I'm totally over fried!!! XDD

[mocharemel]

Thankyou! Overfried is a good term to describe this. (:

<3