Private Cooking Lesson

[mocharemel]

Title: Private Cooking Lesson
Length: Oneshot; 2211 words
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Kink: Bondage, toys, food, inappropriate use of cooking utensils. ((:

Requested by kattan69 !
Prompt: Private cooking class.

A/N: Okay, Kat, hope you like! ((: This is really, really shitty, OMG. I personally didnt feel any hotness whatsoever while writing it... Maybe it's cause I'

Comments

[debbris]

*dies

you;
make cooking sounds so dirtyyyy * beams- i dnt use chopsticks but heck , how will i look at that damnpairofwood w/o thinking bout em stuck in jj's hotassbeforehand??-
what shall i have for dinner tonight?lemme think( or pretending to do so)

fried rice?- with sum Jaeho on top? * drools+smacksself~yum;

[mocharemel]

*revives you*

I know right. I will never look at cooking in the same way again. (: Aw, why dont you use chopsticks! They're so damn cool. ((:

Fried rice with YunJae on top! Would have that any day. <3

[moonbin_is_love]

my brain is fried! XD

dear, do u know that i'm having yang cheow fried rice and i'm eating it with chopstick right now XDDDD i stopped eating and imagine that chopstick being shoved up *coughjae'sasscough*

but this is one supa hawt cooking lesson!
8DDDD

[mocharemel]

Lesson learnt: Do not ever eat while reading smut. Especially when you find out that it's kinky and has food in it. I already warned beforehand. ((:

Thankyou! Glad you liked it. <3

[mocharemel]

Because you do. (: Aww. <3

[mocharemel]

OHYEAH DARLING I NEED A PROMPT. (: For your JaeHoMin.

No prompt, no fic. (:

And reply me here, cause suddenly I cant go onto your blog or jaegasm! Damn parental control. :/ Restricts the webbies I can visit. I WAS ABLE TO VISIT THOSE THIS MORNING! WHY!

I'm safe, woman. I always demand protection. ((:

[sidmaron]

And you weren't turned on while writing this???!!!! O____O
How is that even possible?

That was bit... yucky (with the egg in Jae) yet at the same time so HOT and *gaaaaaaaah~*...
*incoherent rambling follows* NC$ZCM JD)R$("?%)$(/)!!!!!....

Now I'm hungry! Aish! xDDDD

Get better soon, dear! <333~

[mocharemel]

It's possible. When you're sick and have to blow your nose every five minutes. Or less. Daaaaamn. Yeah I wasnt turned on, heh. ((:

Yucky, but interesting and different. (: I know! Incoherency is love. <3

Not good to eat so soon after reading smut, dear. ((:

Aww, thankyou! <3

[jaehos_luv]

holy crap woman!!!! 0_o i can never look at fried rice the same way again. if i eat fried rice from now on i'll b always thinkin about this story LOL

[mocharemel]

I strive to have that effect on people, I really do. ((: Fried rice FTW. <3

[jaehos_luv]

hunnie guess wat? my mom is craving for some chinese food and she order fried rice!!!!! wen she said that my mind jux went "omg o_0' Fried rice?!?! Damn!!! (the smutness of this story played in her mind) *smacks her forehead*" XD