Private Cooking Lesson

[mocharemel]

Title: Private Cooking Lesson
Length: Oneshot; 2211 words
Pairing: Yunho/Jaejoong
Kink: Bondage, toys, food, inappropriate use of cooking utensils. ((:

Requested by kattan69 !
Prompt: Private cooking class.

A/N: Okay, Kat, hope you like! ((: This is really, really shitty, OMG. I personally didnt feel any hotness whatsoever while writing it... Maybe it's cause I'

Comments

[sleepy_ef]

That was totally HOT *stares* I can't look at fried rice the same way again >< And it's my favourite food!!!
Eeeee you're from Singapore? I'm from S'pore too!!^^

Get well sooon!! <333

[mocharemel]

I know right! I love fried rice too! ((:

YOU'RE FROM SINGAPORE! That totally explains why we both love fried rice. (: It's kinda a Singaporean thing. ((:

Aw, thankyou! <3

[whu_ut_ut]

i will never see fried rice as a normal rice with some color and some ingredients.
because it will be jaejoong on top of the plate with yunho shoving his dick into his entrance.
GAH!

but still, i love the so called cooking lesson. if only Yunho choose me. HHAHA!

[mocharemel]

Jaejoong on top of the plate with Yunho shoving his dick into his entrance. Yum, wonderful imagery. ((:

It's a so-called cooking lesson, yes. (: I'd want Yunho to teach me how to fry rice, too. ((:

<3

[whu_ut_ut]

Haha! Thanks.

By the way, Hello, fellow Singaporean!
Join me and sing Majulah Singapura. =D

[mocharemel]

Wh-what?!

I havent sung Majulah Singapura in like. A few months. Or longer. ((: I'm waiting for poly to start ah, abit no school. (:

[toma_love]

... i think i might try to go buy some authentic chinese food... i feel like i'm being robbed of all this extra sex appeal lol

and i'm glad that they didn't end up using the ingredients after because my creepy mind was thinking that the dirty perv of yunho might lol

very much indeed hot and the attempt at plot wasn't that bad XD

[mocharemel]

Authentic Chinese food is well, maybe only found in Asian countries. Places like Singapore and Malaysia and if you want REALLY authentic, then China but it's not hygienic eg. you might get bugs in the food; I know. :/

Using the ingredients after...? You mean the rice itself? Ohyeah. I wanted to, but whatever. Was trying to figure out how to put it in. ((:

Thankyou! <3

[mes_t]

um, yeah. THAT was HOT. :DDDDDDDD

i dunno about the egg thing, eggs get pretty smelly, and not in a hot way. but then again i guess anything shoved up jaejoong's ass is inevitably hot. hehehehe.

[mocharemel]

I know, but eggs are like, good texture. I like eggs. I like beating eggs... With a fork, not a pair of chopsticks. ((:

Of course, because Jaejoong is hot. <3

[nd261993]

XDDDDD
FRIED RICE!!! I JUST ATE IT AT SCHOOL TODAY !!!
LOL...
this is sooo hot... !!! XD

[mocharemel]

Thankyou! ((: Glad you liked it. <3