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i'm pretty sure allison mistakenly bought sand paper instead of toilet paper
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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wednesday i sliced my finger open with a box cutter leaving me with six stitches, a splint and a lobster claw
i want to fucking crack my knuckles so bad

today i saw a plane pulling a banner that was an advertisement for snakes on a plane.

i call bullshit on steve kane because i have now split three pairs of pants when or after i have hung out with him.

today i left my wallet in naperville and i've spent 4 hours on 6 trains running around to get it back. i also got my period today.
when it rains, it pours.

i just came from a class i realized i already took about a half hour into it.

i fucking hate my life

i just bought a huge box of giant chocolate pocky in chinatown for $9

fuck

old country buffet; more like "i'm gonna be shitting for months" buffet.