today i was waiting for the train at blue line washington and this dude kept talking to me about my hair and where i am from. when he asked about which direction the trains go, this guy nearby said something (most likely sensing my apprehension from said creep), dude stands in front of me and yells "I DIDN'T ASK YOU! WHAT, YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU ( Read more... )

yestereday i hung out with two old punk rock friends from high school, saw blum's band fuck up "BRO HYMN," found out my ferret died, split my pants in the crotch, heard three cro-mags covers, went to indiana with a bunch of sweet bros and saw dudes throwing chairs during defense.

you win some, you lose some.

I'M GETTING A CAT AND A RAISE FUCK YOU

i think when i get called for jury duty i'll be really excited

dear justin pence: there is no way i will live with you

last night i saw seven days of samsara for the first time in like two years and i stared at that dude's tattoos because they are the best i've ever seen and i'm obsessed with them DON'T TELL.

this just in: fuck india.

it says "fuck lindsay nass" on my wall in red and pink spray paint now.

i really have to take a shit so i'm going home.

last night i heard this woman screaming on her phone that she didn't cheat on her boyfriend while she walked down maple at 1 am. i followed her while opening windows as she walked west so i could hear better ( Read more... )

today jon and i walked to lake michigan and sat down for three minutes and got searched by two bike cops because supposedly someone had "flagged them down" thinking we were smoking weed.

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this morning as i ran into the open elevator i didn't realize my shirt came unbuttoned and i flashed everyone in the elevator and no one laughed at me laughing at myself.