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i've been peeing into a cup for the past 12 hours and emptying it into the shower. -
MY FUCKING ROOMMATE
oldmantouchfest: remember that time i had sex on your bed?
mod j e r k: you suck -
YES
I'M LISTENING TO SLAPSTICK
EVERYTHING IS GREAT -
HAHAHAHAHA
MY ROOMMATE JUST SAID THAT SHAGGY'S VOICE IS SEXY -
don't talk
i just want to lay in bed for three years and listen to pet sounds continuously. on headphones only for a year. -
fuck the baby.
last night i tripped over a baby. -
seriously.
whoever came up with the idea of ordering pizza online is a goddamn genius.
