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Ever since you got hit by that laser at that Blue Oyster Cult Show you've been acting like a pussy!
OH HAI! 'member me?
Just checking in to say that abso-fucking-lutely NOTHING interesting or exciting has happened. At all.
KISSES!
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Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country.
hey ya'll!!! i know i haven't been here for like 3 months, but guess what! something *amazing* happened. i turned 27! that doesn't seem amazing at all, but it totally is. for one thing, this marks an entire year spent without dying my hair since i was 11. plus, 27 is like so way officially on that "other side" of 25 that there is no turning back, ( Read more... ) -
He is my property, you dick monster! You got that?
so here i am. hello ( Read more... ) -
I looked it up in the dictionary... it wasn't in there.
you guys, i saw the worst thing i have ever seen in my life a few days ago ( Read more... ) -
Santa likes to fuck fat chicks in the ass.
so there's this type of person i hate. i like to think i'm a pretty open-minded gal, but i have to admit, there are certain prejudices i can't help attaining to. like when i a group of 30-something women in matching tennis outfits show up at chili's during lunch hour on a friday, i automatically hate them ( Read more... ) -
That was amazing. You guys changed peoples' lives tonight.
on the way home today, i was stopped at a red light, maybe 3 cars back. there was a regular lane to the right of me and left turn lane to the left of me. a fellow on a bicycle (who just so happened to be african american) was weaving between cars to cross the street, rather than using the bicycle lane that exists for a reason, and a car behind me ( Read more... ) -
Good crowd out there tonight, boys, let's really try to win this one.
after a series of truly awful days, i finally had a few decent hours last nite. i got to watch the flyers beat the shit out of the red wings (6-1 bitches!) AND i got to watch a referee fall down. backwards. right on his ass. all in all, not a bad hockey game. plus, this new goaltender philadelphia has is my new fucking hero. seriously, as much as i ( Read more... ) -
And dying when you're not really sick is really sick, you know? Really!
i remember one hundred years ago when i was new to the internets and frequented these old-timey contraptions we used to call "aol chat rooms." the ones i liked the most were the music chat rooms cuz...well, cuz i think next to getting a tattoo, listening to music is the best thing there is. let's keep in mind this was one hundred years ago and i ( Read more... )
