"3% body fat, 97% DRAMA"

Jul 17, 2006 21:07

over dinner my mom revealed to me that my kindergarten teacher used to dance for a lingerie store as a weekend job.
i was like, "uh huh----- WAIT WHAT???"
my kindergarten teacher was definitely like 50.
my mom mentioned it as a casual, off-handed remark.
seriously.
what. the. fuck.
then she was like, "oh you know, she did that after she married that ( Read more... )

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lasombradepyne July 18 2006, 03:04:29 UTC
that is inaccurate info for workout. No one can be 3% body fat.

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modern__flapper July 18 2006, 05:13:59 UTC
haha its on the commercial for that show on bravo about the trainer girl. i just thought it was hilarious- but apparently its false advertising lol.

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lasombradepyne July 18 2006, 13:54:36 UTC
I know! Let me ask you this. How many times do you see that stupid commercial when you're watching Project Runway?!
We get it...people say she's a bitch, but she's really not!
:)

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modern__flapper July 18 2006, 14:12:54 UTC
lol its seriously on like once a five seconds. and everytime i see it i think.... yeah you are a bitch.

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