a direct quote from the alcohol course i have to take for school:

"But more and more booze can make a person get sick, go emo on their friends, or lead to dangerous results like smashed cars and faces. "

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tricky situations abound...

um at least i like my roommate?

do you ever wake up and think, "i dont feel like putting on pants today" ?
well, i felt like that today, so i went pantsless.
it was a good day.

i just quite possibly had the scariest dream ever. i was dreaming that i was at a parade. but then the police came and called me aside. they had taken my car to chase after a criminal and now it was totalled, and they werent going to pay for the damage and i couldnt drive it anywhere. i was sooo upset. and it was one of those dreams where you are ( Read more... )

over dinner my mom revealed to me that my kindergarten teacher used to dance for a lingerie store as a weekend job.
i was like, "uh huh----- WAIT WHAT???"
my kindergarten teacher was definitely like 50.
my mom mentioned it as a casual, off-handed remark.
seriously.
what. the. fuck.
then she was like, "oh you know, she did that after she married that ( Read more... )

im really sneezy, snuffly, coughy, stuffy, etc.

so basically im all the seven dwarves.

so today, instead of packing, i got a new car. go figure.

so today i was thinking about those people that see jesus' face on random things.  like, they see jesus on a window, a mildew stain on their wall, or in their bowl of cheerios. so i made some ramen & tried to conjure up a jesus face in the noodles.


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