18th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Springtime has arrived, and it's high time Squid Girl and Taiwan got on with their plan of raising environmental awareness about the state of the world's oceans!  Clearly this is a huge problem that needs to be addressed by the citizens of Mayfield, despite their utter lack of proximity to any large bodies of water!  But such petty logic has not

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[hontobakabaka]

[Ruri stops and peers at one of the fliers and looks around with a deadpan look]

"Is there an ocean coming here next?"

[moemoetentacles]

Well, no, but...

[hontobakabaka]

"Oh...."

[She looks slightly disappointed]

[moemoetentacles]

But people should still care about keeping it clean!

[crescented]

[WELL THIS IS RATHER ATTENTION-GRABBING so Turkey strolls on up. Taking one of the flyers and glancing it over quickly before focusing back on the two of them.]

'S wrong with the ocean?

[moemoetentacles]

The humans have been polluting it!

[crescented]

Ahh, really? News to me.

[moemoetentacles]

That's the whole problem! Nobody even pays attention! Humans only think about themselves!

[lunawolves10th]

"Very well then little girl."

[moemoetentacles]

Don't pollute the ocean, or Cure Marine will punish you!

[She strikes a magical girl pose just like Taiwan showed her!]

[lunawolves10th]

You are not a space marine.

[moemoetentacles]

What? No, why would I be one of those?

[macebronia]

[Rider takes the flyer from the squid thingie, and eyes it curiously, giving a small chuckle]

You shouldn't worry, little girl. For when I conquer this world, the oceans shall be kept clean and fresh.

[moemoetentacles]

You? Sorry, but I'm already going to conquer the world for oceankind!

[macebronia]

I'm the King of Conquerors, little miss. You've got a bit of competiton for conquering, there!

[He'll huff proudly and then laugh, but not in a mocking way. It's actually pretty refereshing to see someone with big dreams.]

Wait, oceankind? You some kind of mermaid or somethin?

[moemoetentacles]

Oh, geez, not another King of Conquerors. That Gilgamesh guy was bad enough. And I'm not a mermaid, I'm a squid!

[cramschoolgod]

[Sasaki looks at the flyer.]

"Give Hoots! Pollution Unkind Consequences...!"

What is 'ocean awareness'? Are there people who aren't aware of the existence of oceans?

[moemoetentacles]

It's for awareness of how much you humans are always polluting them with your stupid oil and trash, and overfishing!

[cramschoolgod]

Yes, pollution is a very silly problem, really, one stemming ultimately from laziness and stupidity. It is probably not quite fair to attribute the stupidity to the inanimate objects themselves.

However, I can't really think of what this is meant to achieve in Mayfield, which, even if it's real, is certainly land-locked in the most complete way.

[moemoetentacles]

It... that doesn't matter! People should still know that it's bad!