26th Invasion

[moemoetentacles]

[Anyone walking past 462 Stone Street today around the time of the turkey delivery may hear the unmistakable sound of shattering glass.  Anyone close enough to see what's going on will witness a Thanksgiving turkey with all the trimmings come sailing unceremoniously through the front window of the house.]

Take that!  You won't fool me this time!

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Comments

[notasidedick]

...I'm guessing the turkey had somehow offended you?

[Not sure how to react to a turkey flying out a window. Sucks for whoever has to replace that.]

[moemoetentacles]

No, I got it first this time!

[notasidedick]

Were you expecting it to attack you first? [What.]

[moemoetentacles]

Of course I was! Geez, you don't even know that much?

[notasidedick]

I wasn't around last Thanksgiving. Attacking, cooked turkeys aren't the first thing I'm expecting.

[moemoetentacles]

Oh. Well, that's what they do here.

[notasidedick]

Except it hasn't yet. Although I don't know if that's because it won't or because you got to it first.

[moemoetentacles]

This way I don't have to worry no matter what!

[notasidedick]

What if it could come back to life? [Zombie turkey?]

[moemoetentacles]

Oh no, I didn't think of that!

[notasidedick]

I'm pretty sure you don't really have to worry...[Whoops...]

[moemoetentacles]

Are you sure?

[notasidedick]

Pretty sure. If it really wanted to do that, you already showed how capable you are.

[moemoetentacles]

Well, I am pretty amazing.

[notasidedick]

I'm sure the turkey doesn't want to mess with you anymore.

[moemoetentacles]

Yeah! I'm the enemy of all turkeys!