1st Invasion

Nov 02, 2010 20:04

[Someone's been a busy little squid today.  After waking up in a strange place and tearing her new bedroom apart, Squid Girl met the all-drone family she's been assigned to live with here in Mayfield.  Fortunately for her and probably them, she's so damn stupid that the ensuing conversation has her utterly convinced that she's managed to ( Read more... )

bow before me, let's invade, intro, puny humans, geso, god she's dumb

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rescue_siren November 3 2010, 16:35:09 UTC
[Future overlord, Conquering civilization - that sounds a little too familiar.]

That's a rather ambitious goal, don't you think?

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 16:46:59 UTC
This is only the first step! I managed to subdue the humans living in this house in a matter of hours - if I continue on at this pace, the invasion will be over before humanity even knows it's started!

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rescue_siren November 3 2010, 16:54:29 UTC
The drones aren't quite like regular people; they already seem to be under someone else's control.

But more importantly, why is it that you want to invade?

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 16:57:04 UTC
Nonsense! I've clearly established myself as the dominant personality in this house! Its inhabitants want nothing more than to see me happy and smiling! As for my reason for invading... it's to teach humans a lesson for polluting the ocean and taking its gifts for granted!

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idkmybfforin November 3 2010, 17:16:56 UTC
[A raven has just landed on the roof of the porch and is poking her head down over the edge to stare.]

Unyu?

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 17:57:24 UTC
Oh? And what might this creature be?

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idkmybfforin November 3 2010, 18:03:12 UTC
[A hell raven!

...though unless Squid also speaks animal she will only hear a few entirely unintelligible caws.]

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 18:11:01 UTC
[Unintelligible cawing it is!]

"Hey, come down here! You want to help me invade?"

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cascadedwater November 3 2010, 20:32:03 UTC
Messenger of the sea? [Misty was totally pinged.]

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 20:38:17 UTC
And your future overlord!

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cascadedwater November 3 2010, 20:46:19 UTC
... Well, I doubt the 'future overlord' part, but if you're the messenger of the sea like you say, that must be amazing!

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moemoetentacles November 3 2010, 20:51:04 UTC
You'll see! All you humans will be sorry for polluting the ocean! I'll make sure of it!

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