you know that person who goes MIA during all the seasonal love memes, ignoring all suggestions that they just put their name down for kicks and feigning deafness until the fuss dies down when all you want is to just make googly-eyes at them under the comfortable guise of anonymity but are scared of looking obvious and/or obsessive in instant messenger? then THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!
GOD DAMN IT
WHY WON'T YOU LET ME
LOVE ON YOU IS THIS A MODESTY
THING ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ME
EXPRESSING MY LOVE VIA HYPERTEXT IS THAT IT BECAUSE ALL I
WANT IS TO PERV ON YOU ANONYMOUSLY BUT YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE IT SO
GOD DAMN DIFFICULT I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK
❤ nominate somebody. anybody. it can be your best friend who's having a shitty week or your super secret crush or somebody you just think needs more love in their life but is too shy to say it. (do not nominate yourself, this isn't that kind of meme!)
❤ pontificate at length! dedicate a song! draw a picture! be as covert or as obvious or as explicit as you want, as long as you get your message across, whatever that message may be.
❤ repeat as necessary until maximum capacity of ~*love*~ is achieved.
❤ check the haterade at the door (we are serious about this, we hate your hate.)
❤ PIMP THIS MEME!!
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