i'm not going to attempt (why does it look like i spelled that wrong? i don't know how else to spell it... but it looks wierd...) to say what all has been going on since i last posted. instead, i'll tell my latest news ( Read more... )

i found this a while ago but just felt the need to put it up here.

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WARNING: THIS MAY CAUSE BLADDER CONTROL PROBLEMS DUE TO INTENSE LAUGHTER. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT, IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT ALREADY... 

My penis's new name is Achilles the Incredible Popsicle.
Take Name Your Penis
by badasstronaut today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.

(CHRIS: this is your doing! you shall suffer your own wrath! or, ya know, just not do it...but puhlease do. you know you wanna ( Read more... )

this is sweet and yet SO WRONG on SO MANY different levels...

alyssa and i are both screaming profane words at her uterus.

god i love her :)

HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAAAA ( Read more... )

it's hot. i feel yucky ( Read more... )