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[moist_towelette]

All I want to do today is stomp around the house nude and shout misogynistic insults at inanimate objects in an attempt to make them feel bad about their shortcomings. But there are too many people living here to allow such behavior. Four bedrooms, five tenants, two felines...one cup

Comments

[stabby_bitch]

i hate life too, david. but we're here and we're queer. so fuck it.

i think your re-invention was a super move that i could never pull. one day you should call me and ask me about my most recently failed "project lesbian."

hang in there and do not jump into the river of dreams. dreams aren't all that great. did i tell you about the time i had a dream i was fucking dolph lundgren and he had a square shaped scar on his shoulder? what does it mean?! who knows!

all i know is that i love you and i hope things get better. for you and for all of us. please call me anytime.

[moist_towelette]

That is hella weird. But if anyone can make square shaped body scars look hot, it's Ivan Drago/Punisher himself, so I'm kind of jealous. The only celebrity sex dream I ever had involved me and Bob Hoskins in the backseat of a car at a gas station parking lot during broad daylight. I guess that further proves that dreams are meaningless...I hope :\.

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[heryly]

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