Its all over. The end...of another chapter. But the end is only the beginning of something new...

Two muffins are in an oven, obviously, baking.

Muffin #1: Hey mang, it's getting hot in here, eh?

Muffin #2: HOLY SHIT!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!

Oh maaaaan what a weekend. On friday, friday....thatw as the best!! We got sooo totally SMASHED!!! Im so glad my brother canceled. Cause when we did go it sucked! Im so sorry guys!!! One day...Ill make it up with free weed for all!!! Oh yea!!!

People get angry over a lot of things. Some people lose it over abortion, some war, some civil rights, some slave reparations, and some not enough edible panties in the office break room. Sometimes when people get very angry, they tend to get very violent. And that's when my most favorite activity in the world comes about: rioting ( Read more... )

Today I was at funworld or whatever, and the guy who works there wants me to play Paranoia survivior cause this other guy before me failed. So im like whatever...free game. So I do it and sarin tells me that they were like omg this isnt a competition and Im like oh well. So I keep managing to get tokens so I keep doing the songs they do, but better ( Read more... )

My right ear is unclogged!!! That is all.

My fucking right ear is clogged and its killing me. Irritating me. Im gonna shoot that side of my head. I had a weird dream. I was with Steve walking through subway cars on the 4 i guess...and when Im inbetween two cars, Chris (whos hanging on the side of the train)tries to ninja kill me with a punch to the head. It doesnt work. He trys it again. I ( Read more... )

SURPRISE! Im in your butt!!! Man, yesturday was great. Me and steve and cisco went to cf just to chill, and they had ITG 2 up there. Holy crap that machine was raped so bad, espically this one song EVERYONE played it like a bazillion times. GOD that owns, and to top it off, alot of the ol' crew is hanging again, aleast for the sake of random fun. ( Read more... )

Im currently bored. Went to SoBro or whatever to try and get some hook ups in jobs....hopefully that turns out well. If it does, I might stay a bit longer as I can enjoy more cause Ill have money. Not that itll matter too much, but Im trying to piece together my puzzle that was shattered. If not, eh. I tried.

Whats goin' on?